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For guests who want a refined look, a Blue Wedding Guest Dress in a fitted column, A line shape, or flowing skirt gives enough presence without looking bridal

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But actually this is more of a spoof, or at least a screwball twist on the genre, with ankle-deep patter and a typically great slapstick turn from William Demarest as (surprise) the Cop Who's Fed Up With The Private Dick's Shenanigans

(That would be SO seventies!!) Finish your retro style with a thick gold chain, a long-haired wig, and white platform shoes

Now, down to business: Fill in the lips with your choice of dark lip liner (again, purples work well here)