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Life lesson for us all there, maybe

HOW TO IRON PANTS STEP 1: Slip the waistband over the top of the of the ironing board

What it doesnt mean is a sundress and flip-flops, unless the invite literally says that

To most that would seem adequate enough, but being a guy who now luxuriates in the comfort and security of no longer being judged out on the dating scene since saying "I do" to my darling husband, I now require a Woman's size 34

She has been out all night and she does not look wrecked